Trump launched a memecoin.
It’s called $TRUMP, it’s on Solana, and somehow it went full turbo — billions in market cap.
But here’s the twist:
You don’t need to be a president or a criminal to do the same thing.
In fact, you can launch your own meme coin in under 5 minutes. No code, no devs, no VC calls. Just you, a wallet, and some unhinged internet energy.
Let’s go full meme.
🧠 Step 1: Think of a Name
Trump picked $TRUMP. Not subtle, but definitely on-brand.
You? You can be even more deranged.
Recent Solana coin names for inspiration:
- $SLEEPYJOE
- $ELONTEETH
- $JEFFBEZOSMOM
- $WOKE420
- $FIGHTCHAD
Rule of thumb: if your mom would disapprove, you’re doing great.
🎲 Name Generator: Trump-Style Coin Builder
Can’t decide? Just mix and match from this meme name generator:
🌐 Step 2: Go to pump.fun
This is where magic happens.
Pump.fun is like Canva for shitcoins. Anyone can launch a token — no coding, no friction, no shame.
Just head there, and you’ll find a sea of memes with prices, charts, and probably something named after your dog.
🔐 Step 3: Connect Your Wallet
Use Phantom, the go-to wallet for Solana.
If you don’t have it:
- Install it (browser extension or mobile)
- Fund it with a little SOL (via Binance, Coinbase, or a friend who owes you lunch)
Now you’re ready to launch like Trump.
🚀 Step 4: Launch the Coin
Click “Launch”, then:
- Type your coin name
- Upload an image (the dumber, the better)
- Click confirm
That’s it. You’re now officially a crypto founder.
You’re like Trump — but with better memes and less debt.
📣 Step 5: Shill Like You Mean It
This is where the real game begins.
- Tweet every hour
- Make memes
- Tag Elon, Trump, and your landlord
- Create a Telegram and post “BIG THINGS COMING 🔥” every 6 hours
Remember, you’re not just launching a coin — you’re starting a cult.
🎢 Bonus Step: Ride the Pump (or the Glorious Dump)
Okay, you launched the coin. Now what?
Here’s the cold truth of meme coin economics on Solana (especially on pump.fun):
🟢 Why Coins Pump
Meme coins go up because:
- More people see it
- More people buy it
- Price goes up = others get FOMO
- Repeat
You don’t need utility. You don’t need a whitepaper.
You need attention.
Tweet it. Meme it. Spam Telegram. Post on X like it’s 2016 and Trump just discovered CAPS LOCK.
The more noise you make, the higher your chance that random degens (or bots) ape in. And yes, bots do buy newly launched coins automatically — hoping for a quick pump.
🔴 Why Coins Dump
Eventually, people (or bots) take profit.
And when there aren’t enough new buyers to absorb the sell pressure… the floor falls out.
- Price tanks
- Chat goes quiet
- You refresh pump.fun… and cry
That’s the cycle. It’s not personal. It’s the meme economy.
🤖 Wait, Who Bought My Coin?
Usually:
- A bot (like MEV snipers or pump.fun lurkers) bought your coin 3 seconds after launch
- It holds until the price 2–3x, then sells
- You wonder why it pumped, then died, with zero humans involved
If you’re lucky, some humans do buy in — especially if you’re loud, creative, and annoying (in a good way).
🧪 How to Maybe Avoid the Dump
If you want your coin to go somewhere:
- Create a simple story or meme behind it
- Post relentlessly (X, Telegram, Discord, group chats)
- Convince at least 5 actual humans to buy in
And most importantly:
Don’t take it too seriously. This is Pokémon for gamblers.
🎨 Meme Moment: Be Your Own Trump
Here’s me, riding a Solana coin, like a patriot of the meme economy:
Plant your flag. Post your coin. Become legend.
🧾 Final Thoughts
Launching a memecoin is the easiest, dumbest, most hilarious thing you can do online right now.
And somehow, also one of the most viral.
So if Trump can do it — with press releases, NDAs and a questionable NFT history — you can too.
Just don’t forget to scream “BUY THE DIP” and pretend you know what liquidity means.
Now go. Launch your coin. Shill it with pride.
And remember: this isn’t financial advice — this is meme warfare.